Mataan

Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair

I wanna date mataan so
Bad

by Python dick September 8, 2019

makuach

An Annoying but handsome and funny small guy. Very smart like 1000 IQ.And is very athletic with lots of friends and is not a trumpie

“Your name is Makuach!”
“You’re really smart”

by hArYpOtTeR November 3, 2020

Bambu Mata

Also known as Bam.
A very cute and adorable Pikachu looking Person. He is a God and a legend and very amazing.

Bambu Mata is a cute Pikachu

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

mamual

a reference guide to women's breasts.

after several unfulfilling gropes, susan finally suggested that john should give her a call after he read the mamual.

by taterchip November 30, 2004

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

manual double stuff

The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.

Mom only bought regular oreos so I had to do a manual double stuff

by krisseric February 18, 2011

Matai

A matai is a Maori guy or boy. When a matai was younger he was very unnatractive or overweight but as he got older he became a sexy beast with a hot girlfriend. He likes to listen to music and enjoys chilling with the company of his mates. He has a massive penis and is great in the bedroom.

Matai -

by KimWhakatau757 October 16, 2019