Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!

Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021

Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.

There goes Mateo... what a bagel.

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underrated. should be known more. He looks at his two hubbies. loves to massage in different parts of body. His dick might be as large as a regular drumstick

is that Mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 31, 2022

mateo

mateo bensimon

mateo

by rvsbfd May 31, 2022

mateo

lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.

Hey baby u know how its our special day?
Imma need that mateo type dome tonight

by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022

celina + mateo

a couple

omg, did u see celina + mateo?? actually no i didnt bc she usually runs away. Shes getting better at it

by NOTURMOMBAAHHAAHHA November 17, 2021