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Mark

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the working class, a typical Mark is an A level reject, alcoholic, chain smoking wierdo. Such a person is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
Mark - 'Any chance I can borrow a fag?'

A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, get your own fags you loser'
by The Greatest Jafar February 4, 2009
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marked

To be violated (with consent) in the genitals, bum hole, ear, eyes, nose, open wounds and basements by the one they call Bum Finger.
by raven8000 February 6, 2012
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Mark

A common named used by African Americans to refer to Caucasian males.
Speaking to a Caucasian named Tom:

Q: Wassup' Mark?

A: My name is Tom.

Q: Aiiight, whatever Mark.
by T-Hatch December 16, 2008
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Mark

Marks are generally interested in science, and may aspire to work in the medical field. But if said Mark does become a doctor, he won't be very good at his job. Extremely religious and arrogant, Marks have an usual obsession with ice cream bars.
Cindy Robes: Mark is so hot, I love his ice cream bar collection!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, he's cool, but he's a shitty doctor.
by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015
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Mark

A person who can't speak english to save his life, and loves cows, lives in a windmill, and likes to clog dance.
1.Hey did you meet the new kid?
2. Yea, i can't understand anything he says!
1.He's such a mark
by kbkk October 12, 2010
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Mark

Mark is the dude who you wanted to fuck but he ends up hand cuffing you into a closet in a room full of explosives and when you say "wow, that's a little kinky" he goes, "Sex before marriage is a sin. And you, are a sinner" then he turns to the camera "Don't be like her. VIRGINTY IS COOL!!! USA! USA! USA!" he marches out of the room, leaving the bedroom in ruins and cheesy writing that says "Be like mar" appears on the screen.
Mark, so did you have fun with karen?
uh- she changed her mind.
oh, ok...
by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020
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Mark

He has big fists and he's a powerful bit of kit who likes dogs
Mark has big fists
by Chickenfists May 9, 2018
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