by D Shok January 18, 2017
Get the Mariamug. The hottest girl(Usually rich)at your school that nobody will ever get to fuck except if your a rich white preppy football player.A Maria can be of any race but mostly is one of those rare few super rich mexicans.
Guy#1-"hey dude did you see that one rich Mexican girl I was talking too yesterday?
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"
by ericthecutebunny March 25, 2009
Get the Mariamug. by Lolxl November 28, 2018
Get the Mariamug. A girl who likes to listen to beyonce and has 2 kids who’s names start with a d and a j . And is in there 40’s and has long hair
Ouu there go Maria
by They adore me November 23, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.
boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
by jadennn1 June 17, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Maria is a sweet,caring,funny person who will always make you smile. She is there for you,cherishes you and your friendship with her. She loves talking and laughing with you. She is amazing.
by Alexandrarosewo January 31, 2022
Get the Mariamug. by realassbeaner February 1, 2023
Get the Mariamug.