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Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.
Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.
by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010
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Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).
Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!
by Cmadddz January 11, 2022
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margarita amigos

Navy slang. Adj. a friendly acquaintance or drinking buddy. N. Culturally and socially accepted “normies” who drink and then keep secrets (sex, drugs, murder, swing, etc) v. 1.’good ole boy’ 2. complicit advocate of androcentric patriarchy in thought, deed and action with no regard to malice or consequences. 3. Conspirator
We were ‘Margarita Amigos’ in Pensacola. Love that bro! We used to stir up fun. Hey, you remember that bonfire on the beach? Got broken up by the Watch? Fun
by MamaRa November 16, 2021
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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Angelina Margarita Castaneda

is the most sweetest girl ever, she’s very pretty and is so respectful. she’s funny and always brightens up the mood.
“Omg you know Angelina Margarita Castaneda?, She’s so sweet!”
by 2xwinwin December 31, 2021
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kentucky derby margarita salt

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"
by blkbrd January 22, 2025
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White City Margarita

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.
by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022
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