Malcolm

cool badass man who is loving and is really smart ask him anything and he will respond with a nice statement

Malcolm is smart

by n kv,dmndd December 1, 2020

Malcolm

Malcolm is a Simp, who is the best coach NA and has the middle name "The Strokes" because every chance he gets, he will bring up The Strokes. He also has like 6 songs on his playlist.

Bro you see Malcolm? He still hasnt gotten that picture yet

by swmn October 30, 2020

Malcolm

Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)

who does that guy think he is? He's not Malcolm or anything

by baggiesmaaggie January 22, 2021

Malcolm

1. Just that guy
2. Batman

Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!

by That khd January 15, 2024

Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)

Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm

by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024

Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎

“Oh hey it’s Malcolm”

by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023