When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
by Fun4lyfe October 24, 2017

The MJ effect is a phenomenon experienced originally by the generation born after Michael Jackson’s prime. These are fans who wish they had seen MJ and been there while he was alive but unfortunately since he’s no longer here so they start looking up to and clinging onto artists in their generation as a means of hope. The MJ effect can happen to anyone who’s idol is not around anymore
Michael was roasted in highschool for liking MJ, they kept reminding him he’s dead so he experienced the MJ effect and he became attached to The Weeknd as his new idol
by The XO vibe October 30, 2020

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.
Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
by I train UFC November 23, 2021

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"
by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.
by Mystery? November 21, 2021

by Bad Dictionary guy August 4, 2021

Fine af athletic and funny. He is also rude and has too much mf pride and it makes him loose his closest friends/me aka Samauri
Hey MJ
by Periodtpooh._.me September 21, 2019
