Michael

I guy who thinks he is really funny, but the person who laughs at his jokes the most is himself. His best friend is a dog and he is perfectly happy with that situation. He has written on his forehead “please mess with me.” His eyes get weaker the older he gets and he likes tattoos and his mom, but never thinks to combine the two.

The passenger complained because he thought that Michael’s forehead had “please argue with me” on it and then Michael argued back.

by Monkeypoxes January 6, 2020

Michael

The next president of the United States he is practically a king. He is a god among men and a god above gods. Hi holds a turkey sign and he has good grades

Hi Michael

by Theatreboy13 November 19, 2019

Michael

Michael is the nicest guy in study skills. He's got a lisp but its not that bad, cuz he's nice. He likes a little tickle on his pickle and he's not afraid to share that. Michael is a babe but sometimes makes poor choices in Girlfriend.

You're such a Michael

by Angelina123 January 22, 2019

Michael

a Michael loves to be in the center of a joke and loves a nice cigar every day of the week and loves girls on tinder. He is funny guy and knows it. He likes taking nice walks with beard.

I wish I could kill for that beard , you like a Michael.

by driptoohardall day March 20, 2019

Michael

The most sexiest man alive. His stunning looks and erotic blood cells combine to fight off diseases making him immune to all. Usually coming from a Greek or European descendance, Michael will slay all with his dashing looks. When in bed he is said to have a large member no matter what his appearance may seem to say about him.

“Wow that kid is definitely not a Michael, he’s not as hot...”

by JumboPlaterM January 21, 2018

Michael

A man that poops a lot

Wow, did you see that poop? It was like a dump truck!! It was probably Michael...

by pussydemolisher489 May 20, 2014

michael

Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie

if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him!

by spain 24/7 world cup winners November 1, 2010