meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.

1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.

by p jones October 22, 2013

Meatloaf

A black girl/woman who is on her period.

That meatloaf last night was pretty amazing.

by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011

meatloaf beg

A slut named Chris

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

midnight meatloaf

a made-up phrase used to meme your friends into looking it up... only to be fooled.

Oh yeah, he gave me the old midnight meatloaf... you've never heard of it? ... GOTTEM!

by ittybittyshadow December 11, 2025

meatloaf gobbler

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.

Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.

by Dream seekers January 2, 2017

meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”

“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”

by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022