Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

Mateo

Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing

Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*

by amiamiami November 21, 2021

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022

mateo

mateo bensimon

mateo

by rvsbfd May 31, 2022

Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underrated. should be known more. He looks at his two hubbies. loves to massage in different parts of body. His dick might be as large as a regular drumstick

is that Mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 31, 2022

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston

Dude, you are such a Mateo

by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023