Malachi is big chungus.
by StopLightSign May 10, 2020

An amazing person with blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and average height. He knows how to make the people he loves feel special. He's also better than people named Zane.
by sugmaballspls April 8, 2023

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

he can be rude sometimes he can be INSANELY SUS he flipped me and my friends off once if my friend wouldn’t have stopped me I woulda gave him a swirly TRAPPED ME IN A BATHROOM AND PRETEND HE WAS GONNA FUCK ME
by Wylian January 9, 2022

by healthyoat March 12, 2021

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.
Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023
