luka

a boy that looks like a 30 year old bearded man; starving artist.
that hobo ovr there looks like a "luka!"
by heyheyheyyyyyy September 26, 2006
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Luka

That gay retard that wont stop tryna smash random thots and is a clout chaser, he is still a huge virgin and thinks he's cool.
man that luka nibba is a fuccboi!
by nibnba November 23, 2018
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Luka

A Lithuanian beast that lurks in the dark corners of the English town of Luton, but has recently been spotted in Leeds. She will grab men by the dick and eat them from the scrotum and suck their insides out from the anus. The only way the Luka is calmed is by having many large objects crammed up her anus.
"I was out in Leeds last night, and the mythical beast Luka grabbed me by the dick, luckily I had my anal beads at the ready!"
by Mr. Big boobs March 10, 2015
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Luka

An ugly bitch with a big nose.
Damn that kid luka has a big nose.
by Lukasbignose January 30, 2017
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Luka

He is a douche bag and he has a small penis and all the girls like him but they are gold diggers they have a uncircumcised penis and he thinks he is better than everyone he also calls his friend terrible names
Ugh its luka again

Yea bro he sucks balls and is annoying
by Luka is a retard.com December 04, 2019
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luka

Luka is a man that likes men. He thinks he has clout but has zero hype. He spends to much on dumbass masks and cases
This man is wearing a bape mask and likes men he must be a luka
by anustickler69420 November 29, 2017
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A man who likes woman that have the body figure of a 4 year old. "Luka" usually thrives off of people who compliment on his abs.

He usually has a nose bleed once or twice a day, usually because he eats little to no food per meal. Ladies pile up at his front door because he sends ab pics to his friends which he then instructs them to send it to girls.

His penis is small.
Damn that luka has a crazy body.

Did you see that luka? His penis is tiny.
by Ethan Saint Mc Good Body February 12, 2017
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