Lawn Jockey 

the Mexican crew that comes to mow the white mans yard weekly

I just hired me a lawn jockey for $25 a week

Lawn Jockey by Upinya69 November 13, 2018

Lawn Mower 

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

Lawn Mower by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Lawn Chair 

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

Lawn Chair by SkinnyJoe666 February 9, 2010

Lawn Dairy

When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.

I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!

Lawn Dairy by Vagiant October 16, 2008

lawn service 

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

lawn service by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

lawn mower showdown 

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

lawn mower showdown by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017

Lawn mower 

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

Lawn mower by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017