mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 01, 2014

Lawn bowls

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020

lawn inspector

The guy out on your lawn picking mushrooms

neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN!
mushroon man: I'm the lawn inspector

by Agent Banks April 17, 2008

Lawn darting

Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.

I'm lawn darting that pussy all night long

by Lawn darter January 04, 2014

lawn spam

Advertising, sales flyers, pizza menus tossed on your lawn or front yard.

I have to pick up the lawn spam before the gardeners get here.

by Front door lady October 18, 2017

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

yarge lawns

like large yawns. but different.

"large yawns?"
"nah bro yarge lawns"

by jeanduck October 14, 2017