skunk lap

when one must run a naked lap in beer pong due to the fact that the other team ended the game w/o having to drink any cups.
dude those chicks are doing a skunk lap.... grab a camera
by naptownbp October 19, 2006
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lap tap

When you are getting a lap dance and she accidently ball taps you.
It was all great until she lap tapped me.
by GuyInALotOfPain December 11, 2010
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lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.
I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.
by ahirebet July 19, 2010
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gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"
by jer April 21, 2005
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Scrabble lap

When you suck so terribly at Scrabble that your opponent doubles your score, typically while you are still figuring out why you have a tile with no letter on it.
"Nice, I have 62 points."
"Suck it, I have 130"
"How the hell did that happen? You Scrabble lapped me!"
by Bing24 April 30, 2010
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Barry-lap

To drive round and round a town one way system or town centre, in today's scally car of choice (yesterday a MkII Fiesta/Nova, today a Saxo or 106).
They were sitting outside the Duncombe Arms watching the scallies barry-lap in their modified but somehow still poor-effort excuse for motor vehicles around and around the town centre, with ghastly pseudo-modern R&B blaring from the speaker system.
by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005
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loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).
The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.
by teeniebopper May 3, 2008
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