by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."
by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends
"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.
2.The ultimate wing man
2.The ultimate wing man
by tela34 April 28, 2010

A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.
Tom: Let's play The Locker Game
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
by Admın November 17, 2021

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA
A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.
But it’s kinda good tho..
A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.
But it’s kinda good tho..
Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.
Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.
Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
by anonymous November 2, 2021

A slang term for the female reproductive organ (Vagina). Also known as "Axe Wound" or "Beef Curtains".
Man Sarah really needs to clean her Lady Locker, I can smell it from here.
Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.
Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.
by MagicMike117 February 5, 2017
