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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Late Night

(adj.)The point where things start to get very weird and the human mind starts to go numb. A time period where people are more likely to do something stupid in groups. Can be the most fun you ever have.
Man that was the weirdest session of late night battlefield. Everyone started crawling around in a big pile.
by Murgle May 8, 2018
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late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day
My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.
by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016
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Late night snackies

Hey bri
Hey
Late night snackies?
Jaer suck ass
by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017
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Late Night Ghost Club

The slang used for “Klu Klux Klan
Hey, You going to the late night ghost club meeting. I heard we are burning stuff
by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021
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Late night ticket

A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
by wise crakcker August 2, 2012
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Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust
Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023
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