The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
Get the Steaming Keyboard mug.Some one who makes/uses agressive words against some one on the interenet (especially msn and forums. Usally a quiet small natured persopn in real life.
by Sharky February 24, 2005
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A keyboardist of exceptional virtuosity - particularly one who sings lead vocals for a band, or has the most well-known persona in the band
"I saw this band play last night that was amazing. They had this keyboardaire who took the house down with his stage antics."
by Jas129 May 2, 2008
Get the keyboardaire mug.The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
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There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
Get the keyboard diarrhea mug.To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
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