Kevin 

1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.

boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."

Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."

Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."

Kevin by ilikeicecreamlots January 30, 2009

Kevin 

A Pathetic Nerd Who Yearns To Hold The World In His Grasp, He Wants To Control Everything And Bring Upon An Age Of Logic. Of Course He Is A Disgrace To His Family And Has Mild Depression.

"Oh look, it's Kevin. How sad."

Kevin by Walaba July 19, 2018

Kevin 

Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too

Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet. His name must be Kevin

Kevin by Lovely42 May 21, 2017

Kevin 

The male version of a Karen. Typically is anti-vax, a flat earther, anti-mask or has a constant want to speak to the manager.

'Oh he's such a kevin'

Kevin by Random idiot October 21, 2020

Kevin 

A major man whore who likes to take it up the ass. Aslo a total diva who will eat you alive. His sister is amazing

Omg he is totally being a kevin!

Kevin by Old greg the third August 1, 2010

kevin 

pimp ninja

that kevin is pretty ninja....MEEP!

kevin by pigeonkenzi November 4, 2008

kevin 

Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.

I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!

kevin by Jordan M. A. July 27, 2008