Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.
by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019
Get the Turkish kebabmug. A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.
by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010
Get the Kebab Toothmug. by colldog November 22, 2021
Get the kebab showermug. And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab
by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021
Get the Rennas Kebabmug. by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017
Get the smelly kebabmug. When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.
by newdawn23 December 31, 2016
Get the kebab nosemug. by Gandis March 9, 2010
Get the kebab Colonicmug.