wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat

Amy Jo is such a wanker kebab

by Chloebelle February 09, 2018

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King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

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Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 27, 2019

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Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.

That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs

by Fefe in the trap January 18, 2019

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Mr. Kebab

The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.

-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
...
-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏

by ValOfWyvern July 17, 2023

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