Mr. Kebab

The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.

-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
...
-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏

by ValOfWyvern July 17, 2023

Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.

That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs

by Fefe in the trap January 18, 2019

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 22, 2021

Kebab Tooth

A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.

you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank

by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010

kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016

Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab

And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab

by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021