wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat

Amy Jo is such a wanker kebab

by Chloebelle February 09, 2018

King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 23, 2021

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 05, 2021

Kebab Tooth

A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.

you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank

by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 27, 2019

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!

"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"

by Gandis March 09, 2010