Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario Kart

Named after the Lil Mariko.

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019

Mario Kart

One of the Big Three of racing video games, the other two being Trackmania and FZero.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.

Yooooo mario kart is so awesome

by Starryboi April 30, 2024