Karo Juliet is the most perfect person you can find. She loves animals and taking care of the people she adores. She's the goth queen and NO ONE could ever hate her even though she's little withdrawn, irrational and eccentric. She's also the gayest girl you'll meet and freaking nerd. She's always right about everyting and she's just the cutest and most adoreable short thingy you'll ever find<3
Karo Juliet says this is the correct answer, bet she's right then!
I saw Karo Juliet today without any makeup on, i've never seen such a pretty thing
That girl's new puppy isn't as cute as Karo Juliet's.
I saw Karo Juliet today without any makeup on, i've never seen such a pretty thing
That girl's new puppy isn't as cute as Karo Juliet's.
by Herloverkindalesbianlol June 12, 2020
Get the Karo Julietmug. A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
Get the juliet bra-hammug. Girls named Juliet usually are the sweetest girlfriends and will love you the most but also will give the best handjobs and have the fattest ass and biggest boobs with the skinniest stomach
by supersexybuffguy December 8, 2024
Get the Julietmug. A blooming flower. A lady with the heart of an angel and a spirit of a warrior. She is independent, strong and sincere. Julia has built walls around her for a reason, and not everyone get the same version of her. Anyone who is loved by her is the luckiest person, but don’t take advantage of her kindness, because once you break her trust, she is ready to walk away. Juliet is a free bird, beautiful to watch but impossible to catch.
You are Juliet
by Kalyjay November 25, 2021
Get the Julietmug. You might know Juliet Stafford from her leading roles in 'Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street' and/or 'RSC: Dracula'. Juliet Stafford played many parts for RSC over the last 9 years.
by Paul Negretta March 25, 2013
Get the Juliet Staffordmug. Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Get the Romeo and Julietmug. When a little kid gets skadooshed/bonked in the head with a soccer ball cuz they stood next to the goal when someone was shooting.
by ShrekChungus September 21, 2025
Get the Juliet Momentmug.