Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 28, 2023

jp

Just pooping

Hey I thought jp was just playing

No it’s just poopin

by The_lag_is_real June 29, 2020

JP

Probably a mean person who calls other peoples moms hoes because of his extreme salt due to not getting the raiders D

JP will do ok in the consolation bracket

by JPisbadatff September 13, 2017

Jp

Human being with an oversized cock, will take your ass cheeks, has no morals and no regards for human life. Will bend you over if you stand around too long

FUCK, jp is coming hide your asshole

by Biggestjasonfanintheworld September 13, 2022

JP

absolute cunt

"yo did u see jp"?, "no hes an absolute cunt"

by Stuka_Strika March 14, 2020

JP

someone who is a vegetarian and gay

jp has a shit tattoo

by THEmotherfuckingPIMP August 20, 2020

JP

A surfer head bloak who is GAY and steps out of the bloddy pitch all the time during the game.

That JP kid, wont stop stepping out of bounce

by FTB689 September 06, 2020