A typical gamer who loves to chill on weekends with friends or his significant other, Josh would much rather eat pizza and chill with his girlfriend than get drunk at a club. He has a big heart and is cheeky but in a cute way.
by Jteal7 June 8, 2019
Get the Joshmug. n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010
Get the joshmug. - choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 28, 2010
Get the joshmug. To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
by The Alex. July 8, 2011
Get the Joshmug. by NicklausM February 27, 2017
Get the Joshmug. There is a process to knowing Josh! At first glance you would see how just, masculine and sexy he is! He has almond eyes.. Black hair.. A chiseled jawline.. and he is so ripped.. His testosterone levels rip off your panties without him touching you. He is such a smooth talker! But, when you get to talk to him, you realize that, he isnt like that.. You will see how fun of a guy he is! Some people call him talkative and reckless, but thats because he just wants to make people feel better! He always starts the conversation and will leave you laughing and smiling. When you get to know him even more, you find out how caring and compassionate he is! He loves anime, KPOP, writing songs, and making friends! All guys wanna be him, and all girls want to be with him! He is such an awesome guy! The very thought of him leaves girls breathless. When you enter into a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world. You would never want to leave him.. and he compliments you daily. The more you get to know him, the more softspoken and sweet he becomes. And when you REALLY GET TO KNOW HIM. He has an 8in cock! He will ONLY use it on the girl of his dreams! But before he does that, he uses his tongue!! Ahh, Josh. I love you.
Common words used by Josh:
"Hia there!"
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Thats what she said"
"I'm here for you.."
"If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind, I would have 1 star.. because you never leave my mind"
"Hey dude, be a gentleman, let the lady pass"
"I LOVE BTS!!"
"I LOVE NARUTO!"
"My eyes are so small xD"
"Be safe oki?"
Ahh Josh.. I love you so much. And if you are a girl, you should too
"Hia there!"
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Thats what she said"
"I'm here for you.."
"If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind, I would have 1 star.. because you never leave my mind"
"Hey dude, be a gentleman, let the lady pass"
"I LOVE BTS!!"
"I LOVE NARUTO!"
"My eyes are so small xD"
"Be safe oki?"
Ahh Josh.. I love you so much. And if you are a girl, you should too
by RandomGurl110 September 25, 2017
Get the Joshmug.