The religion where god is everything and everything is Joplin. (Joplin is a city in Missouri)
The one commandment:
You can do anything as long as you aren’t hurting anybody or yourself.
The one commandment:
You can do anything as long as you aren’t hurting anybody or yourself.
Person 1: “My friend practices Jolplinism.”
Person 2: “What’s Joplinism?”
Person 1: “Joplinism is a religion where god is everything and everything is Joplin.”
Person 2: “Oh cool.”
Person 2: “What’s Joplinism?”
Person 1: “Joplinism is a religion where god is everything and everything is Joplin.”
Person 2: “Oh cool.”
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