by HairShum June 09, 2006
by Jakeisalsogay November 05, 2019
The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
by Telephony April 26, 2015
You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.
Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 04, 2015
A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman.
by Sobeee January 07, 2007
Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.
by Mike L. Richard February 09, 2008
He is an amazing comedian who hosted a BBC 6 Radio Show but has now moved on to write his own book, host stand up for the week and be a team captain on 8 out of 10 cats. He is hilarious and beloved by many women despite his OCD habits. It is extremely shocking he has been single for 8 years and counting, especially with those dimples and that gorgeous northern accent.
He loves dogs, good music, alphabetising, cooking, alcohol and his job. Despite his grumpy man reputation he smiles a lot and is genuinely lovely whenever he meets a fan.
Jon Richardson is a legend.
He loves dogs, good music, alphabetising, cooking, alcohol and his job. Despite his grumpy man reputation he smiles a lot and is genuinely lovely whenever he meets a fan.
Jon Richardson is a legend.
Person 1: What do you think of Jon Richardson?
Person 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits. Not that he would do that. He'd hate the crumbs too.
Person 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits. Not that he would do that. He'd hate the crumbs too.
by EmzieD August 19, 2011