by Bibsy March 12, 2017
(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
by whothefuckcares February 01, 2016
Named after the "Jolly" or "posh person", Chucking a Jolly is a way of reacting to a frightening or startling situation. There are three steps:
1. To be startled/frightened
2. To be embarrassed of your fright
3. To accept the embarrassment.
1. To be startled/frightened
2. To be embarrassed of your fright
3. To accept the embarrassment.
"Yo, did you see Angus on the ghost train?"
"Yeah, he totally freaked out"
"Hey Angus! Way to Chuck a Jolly!"
"Yeah, he totally freaked out"
"Hey Angus! Way to Chuck a Jolly!"
by Alphamate September 26, 2008
by YeetithYootith October 21, 2018
the jolly red's are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one's face by having a beet red nose and cheeks
oh, that's my uncle david...he's got a mean case of the jolly red's. he's been drinkin' his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!
by chachachavez September 22, 2010
An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
by jomama217 June 19, 2012
by Softail October 03, 2017