Lock-jawed

When somebody bites down on your penis and will not let go.

I'd rather be stranded out in Pontiac, than lock-jawed by some girl.

by Daisy Promise July 29, 2011

August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her

Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.

by clarance robinson January 14, 2008

whopper-jawed

to be crooked or bent out of shape

that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.

by kenner63 June 9, 2011

Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

by Shawn January 25, 2004

jawed

To punch with extreme force rendering the victim unable to stand whilest also causing facial damage

"hey man,that prick just drank my pint!!"
"knock him out then"
"haha that cunt got jawed"

by war.b May 13, 2005

jewel of the south

Slang term for vagina, whimsical, not particularly vulgar.

Her jewel of the south was a ruby since she was ragging.

by deuterium July 26, 2004

Jeed Up (or G'd Up)

Armed & loaded, muhfugga!

"Navy SEAL's are jeed-up!"

by Dave October 21, 2004