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A JETSON

An insult you call someone who is retarded piece of shit who actually ate a wet Jetson knowing what it is. they are often extremely smelly because they don't shower.
"Oi that guy looks like a Jetson don't you think?" "Yeah I have heard rumours that someone put a wet Jetson in the fridge and he actually ate it!" "SERIOUSLY that's fucked!"
by Dr P phile October 24, 2019
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jetstream

It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.
Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.
by yaboi21 December 9, 2016
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jetstreaming it

when you piss as hard as you possibly can,usually causing splash back
dude,i have to get to class,so i'm jetstreaming it
by ian moone October 21, 2010
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jetskinebriation

noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."
by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011
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jetstreamer

a shameless workplace poser who hops on to projects or new business pursuits that are going well so he can claim the victory as his own
Rick is such a jetstreamer... he shows up at the victory party and pretends that he had something to do with winning that new business
by FastEddie50 July 26, 2011
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Jetscarred

Pain, anger and frustration you feel at crappy service and delayed flights because you flew with a discount airline.
Bloody typical! I should have known i would be in the airport waiting for 3 hours. Damn airline! I'm jetscarred! I'll never fly them again!
by Jet-scarred Passenger March 12, 2014
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Jetskiing

What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.
I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.
by Bridgland December 28, 2014
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