Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

jellyfish queen

A hot, young girl who is puking at a party.

Wow, Diane o'Banion sure blew chunks in that stall after the party. What a jellyfish queen!

by Spacemannn June 2, 2018

Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;

Yo you got some of that jellyfish jelly?

by Acejr27 April 2, 2019

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

Hanging Jellyfish

When jerking off in a vertical position, that last drop of cum that hangs off the tip of a dick.

While giving her a facial, he had to shake twice to get the hanging jellyfish to fall.

by HeHeHeGS February 13, 2020

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Jellyfish Sting

When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.

My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.

by Waxmann September 29, 2023