Jellyfish sex

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.

Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.

by Edenjayy September 25, 2021

Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011

Suburban jellyfish

A jellyfish who loves the suburbs and hates everything else

Suburban jellyfish is sexy af

by iddunno January 29, 2021

Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;

Yo you got some of that jellyfish jelly?

by Acejr27 April 2, 2019

molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018