Jan 13th

National rubber duck day because Ernie says so. In sesame street Ernie says his rubber ducks birthday is on January 13th.

Person one: yay its finally Jan 13th that means its national rubber duck day, I'm so excited

Person two: today is my birthday..

Person one: NATIONAL RUBBER DUCK DAY IS BETTER

by DuckgoesQwack January 8, 2021

Jan 14

National girls confess their feelings day 🖤
-Shoot ur shot 😘

Girl: hey it’s Jan 14 and Um I like u🥺
Girl/Boy: really I like u to and I’ve liked u for a long time 😊

by Scanning... January 13, 2021

jan nizzle

an astonishingly gorgeous woman full of no stop coolness and extreme awesomeness.

who's that?
oh that is just jan nizzle!

by jeanette, jan nizzle December 9, 2008

Jan Sport

Jan Sport is an amazing beautiful American drag queen who was robbed in the Madonna Rusical challenge of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Jan is the most beautiful Amazing and kind person to ever exist and anybody who says different can go choke. If Jan ever dies I will be jumping off of a bridge. Jan I love you

I love Jan sport so much I want to be her best friend

by all my my friends are dyslexic June 16, 2020

Jan Misali

Jan Misali also known as conlang critic is a youtuber with about 100k subscribe rs who makes videos about criticing conlangs his fans suggest and some music videos sometimes.

Have person have you seen the New Jan Misali Video about High Valyrian.

by good definition beginninger May 4, 2021

Tall Jan

When you take words that sound the same and put them together to make a completely different sentence. Can also be used when someone miss-hears you and questions what you said with what they thought they heard.

First example and definition derived from the All bran advertisements.

Guy1: "Yum, this all bran is delicious"
Guy2: "What?! Tall Jan is malicious!"

Guy1: "I've composed a riddle"
Guy2: "You've exposed your diddle?!"

by Davidism April 11, 2009

Jan-Helge

Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...

"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...

by Has March 31, 2005