by jeanette, jan nizzle November 17, 2008
Girl: hey it’s Jan 14 and Um I like u🥺
Girl/Boy: really I like u to and I’ve liked u for a long time 😊
Girl/Boy: really I like u to and I’ve liked u for a long time 😊
by Scanning... January 13, 2021
National rubber duck day because Ernie says so. In sesame street Ernie says his rubber ducks birthday is on January 13th.
Person one: yay its finally Jan 13th that means its national rubber duck day, I'm so excited
Person two: today is my birthday..
Person one: NATIONAL RUBBER DUCK DAY IS BETTER
Person two: today is my birthday..
Person one: NATIONAL RUBBER DUCK DAY IS BETTER
by DuckgoesQwack January 08, 2021
Jan Sport is an amazing beautiful American drag queen who was robbed in the Madonna Rusical challenge of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Jan is the most beautiful Amazing and kind person to ever exist and anybody who says different can go choke. If Jan ever dies I will be jumping off of a bridge. Jan I love you
by all my my friends are dyslexic June 17, 2020
Jan Misali also known as conlang critic is a youtuber with about 100k subscribe rs who makes videos about criticing conlangs his fans suggest and some music videos sometimes.
by good definition beginninger May 05, 2021
When you take words that sound the same and put them together to make a completely different sentence. Can also be used when someone miss-hears you and questions what you said with what they thought they heard.
First example and definition derived from the All bran advertisements.
First example and definition derived from the All bran advertisements.
Guy1: "Yum, this all bran is delicious"
Guy2: "What?! Tall Jan is malicious!"
Guy1: "I've composed a riddle"
Guy2: "You've exposed your diddle?!"
Guy2: "What?! Tall Jan is malicious!"
Guy1: "I've composed a riddle"
Guy2: "You've exposed your diddle?!"
by Davidism April 12, 2009
Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...
"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...
by Has March 31, 2005