flippin jacker

Someone whose really jacked up , also stupid , dumb , mean, also means bitch, or wierdo

Stop stealing my money you flippin jacker

by Miles Clement April 21, 2008

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025

Black Jacker

Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!

'Oh hey Zac! I did a black jacker on my bf'

'What's that then Emma?'

'Well I ate black jacks before giving my bf a blow job and I puked on him as he cum in my mouth..'

by JammyEm August 3, 2021

flacka jacker

those who become chronic public masturbators when flacked out

oh look there its old joe the flacka jacker cranking one out in his front window again

by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021

Jacker

Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.

Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.

by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020