Inverted cone with barbs

The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.
Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.
by gs191 January 09, 2010
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inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
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Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 19, 2016
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inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in
oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them
by uppo mclesley May 12, 2011
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Inverted Caitlyn Jenner

While at the gym.

Damn, that girl is woking hard lately. She should be careful if she doesn't want to pull an inverted Caitlyn Jenner.
by pedrodeo77 August 24, 2015
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Inverted Mushroom

When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom
John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom

Eric: Yeah what a fag
by L's98 April 28, 2009
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Inverted Anteater

The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side.
"Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me an inverted anteater"
by William Saggat April 02, 2008
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