Skip to main content

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
mugGet the Innocence Shield mug.

vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.
That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
by BellyGoat May 5, 2018
mugGet the vicious innocence mug.

scientifically innocent

the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.
backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.
by Cody5050 December 12, 2020
mugGet the scientifically innocent mug.

innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020
mugGet the innocent virgin clits mug.

innocent

yyim
yyim don’t know what is sex and she is innocent
by yyim November 4, 2020
mugGet the innocent mug.

Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".
Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶
by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020
mugGet the Innocents mug.

Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned Streamer / Professional Player in Fortnite E-sports history. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock"
Wow Innocents has such a huge Peen, Poggers 🥵🥶
by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020
mugGet the Innocents mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email