shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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Laureny Basement

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi
“You still in Laureny basement?”
“Yeah! It the bomb!”
by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020
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trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.
Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "
by Word Pirate March 22, 2017
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the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez
Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
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Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.
Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!
by comrade eevee May 22, 2019
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Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.
That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!
by hhbeast May 22, 2012
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