Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.

Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans

by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021

Bean

A symbol of many, depends on the context. Bean can define an achievement accomplished, a person who is lackluster of brain power or describes a scenario that is cool.

*labels something as Bean*
or "You're a literal bean"
or Tonight was such a bean.

by Oxford dictionary。 July 13, 2023

beans

ur gay

ur actually gay
i like beans
merry christmas from an autistic can of beans

by urwrongandimright August 20, 2023

Bean

a special type of girl who is super cute and loving usually called freya and referred to as freybean

omg your such a cute bean

by mr big dick himself November 11, 2021

Bean

A carnivores monster that usually preys on wild cats. A group of beans is called a burrito. If you ever come across a burrito walk away quickly and quietly but most can assume you are already dead for beans have excellent hearing and will come at you with such speed the likes of have never been seen. Only few have claimed to have seen these burritos but most of the pictures have been blurry of some have been proven fake. They are as mythical as bigfoot but they have been reported in the mountains of Utah and Idaho though many flock over there they remain elusive. Please be safe travelling these part.

1. Watch out I saw a burrito of beans over yonder. 2. Kid: Where's Jimmy? Mother: He is gone now, he was taken by some beans.

by Gnome Overlord January 21, 2019

Bean

acronym for “booty eating ass nigga”

you see cuz over there, yea he’s a bean

by intervertedextrovert June 13, 2019