If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

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if you dont give a damn we dont give a fuck

if you dont care we dont care

Thats cool man,if you dont give a damn we dont give a fuck

by Sean Simmons May 11, 2004

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If u seek amy

1. F.U.C.K. me! (read it out loud)
2. brilliant song by britney spears from her new album, circus.

lyrics to if u seek amy:
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to F.U.C.K me

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn December 9, 2008

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If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.

"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

by SteezyD January 22, 2009

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if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021

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If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

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