tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 September 5, 2007

Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021

tent the speedo

Get a boner

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.

by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014

doona tent

Camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside

It's pissing down outside, I'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie

by not hugh April 16, 2014

Give a tent

To have an erection

This news anchor give a tent to the audience

by uncharted77 November 20, 2017

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

by boppa23 February 3, 2018