Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.

Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!

by comrade eevee May 22, 2019

trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.

Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "

by Word Pirate March 22, 2017

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement

by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.

I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.

by shadowcunt May 19, 2022

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022