Hooters

A restaurant that hires thicc women

I love hooters so I got up and fucked the woman at the register for 80% off my meal

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

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Get the Hootersmug.

hooter

Noun, Hooter is a term used for a large marijuana cigarette. Usually rolled with more than one paper,or just a 1 1/2.
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon

You guys left or right ? I just rolled a monster Hooter out of some icky sticky
Kush.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 27, 2018

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Get the hootermug.

Hooter Butter

The sweat and dead skin from underneath a woman and/or a mans breast/ slab of fat .

He removed his hand from under her breat and found it was slimmey with Hooter Butter

by evilbeotch August 6, 2010

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Get the Hooter Buttermug.

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

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