Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter

Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.

by M-Dummy May 19, 2022

hooter neuter

Breast reduction surgery

She got a hooter neuter to reduce her breast size from a double-D to a C cup.

by VentureKing August 6, 2012

Hooter

A Hooter is a worker at Hooters. There's also a Hooter+ position, it is if you worked for Hooters for over 50 years, and if you worked as at least an assistant at Hooter Air. If you worked as a pilot or pilot's assistant, you'll get the position of a Classic Hooter.

My friend is a Hooter, he gets paid $30,000 USD a month.

by word definitioner April 12, 2022

benny hooters

Benny Hooters is a gay German strip club which is based scattered around mainly in Germany but also Russia. The club is owned by Benny Hooter. The is open from 22:00 till 07:00. The club is known for its reckless behaviour and its party times at 3am.

Benny Hooters is the best club!!

by BennyHooter May 27, 2018

Hooter-mooin’

When a guy goes out on the town or club to find a girl. Synonym: Bird Dogin’.

Hey wheres Joe? Oh he’s out hooter-mooin’
Tonight!

by Richard Silver June 15, 2018

Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.

by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024