Hobbit

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009

Hobbit Dinner

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.

Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.

by J.style December 10, 2009

Hobbiterific

Hobbit like.

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018

hobbit triva bitch

A nerd whose head is filled with useless knowlegde about the Lord of The Rings-Books especially details about the hobbit characters.

First known use was in the South Park episode S17E10 "The hobbit".

Kanye West: Kim does not turn blue when goblins are around, so she is no hobbit.
Pope Francis: The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.
Kanye West: Man, get the fuck out of here, you hobbit triva bitch!

by mastermo316 July 30, 2018

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014