Harold

He’s the Man!

No he most definitely isn’t

Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.

Hey Sis this club is full of Harold’s , let’s bounce!

by The Giza September 1, 2019

Harold

GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.

Where did you disappear to now Harold?

by JM Stevens March 30, 2020

Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.

That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?

by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016

That’s so Harold

When something is overwhelmingly wack. Sometimes a mood. Often used with slight disinterest while also being impressed.

Bro 1 “Dude did you see that bottle flip Jason did.”
Bro 2 “Yeah man that was wack”

Bro 3 “but that’s SO Harold!”
Bros “DUDE”

by 4rtnite March 25, 2019

Dirty Harold and Kumar

Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"

White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.

by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008

harold

A horny woman with tiny boobs who is addicted to sex.

Omg Drew! You make me feel like a Harold!

by annaban xxo December 24, 2007

Harold

Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.

Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth

T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?

by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020