Vietnamese Handjob 

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

Vietnamese Handjob by Trashkritter February 11, 2021

extra dry handjob

No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible

I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!

extra dry handjob by Sts#1 September 8, 2017

Canadian Handjob 

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

Canadian Handjob by 0vechkin December 9, 2012

Courtesy Handjob 

The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction.

Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.

"Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"

"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone."

Courtesy Handjob by Lupin the 3rd March 20, 2013

The Kennedy HandJob 

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.

The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.

The Kennedy HandJob by JointRolla November 17, 2010

rollover handjob

Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an ejaculation into your own mouth, onto your chin, and chest.

"What a wonderful experience that rollover handjob was, it tasted like christmas."

rollover handjob by Nadia Colbert December 15, 2007

Mid-Western Handjob 

A reverse style of a common variety "Handjob" where the thumb is free to move about the cabin in a circular motion

Doyle-"Oh man, Amber gives the best Mid-Western Handjob"

Mid-Western Handjob by Marishka Hagutay May 31, 2010