Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011

Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.

I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.

by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017

Brian Hanby

An Irish Boi who plays games with the Vanoss Crew. Is usually great at literally every game he plays with his crew.

Brian Hanby: Diamond boots, Diamond armor, Diamond panties, Diamond helmlet, And go f**k youself Nogla!

by Pure Meme November 27, 2020

wheelchair handy

When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.

Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.

by Fefag February 1, 2021

Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021