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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.
by psychoclarinet August 11, 2008
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Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......
Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.
by Corey M November 28, 2007
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back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
by Ma Woo December 03, 2007
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cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.
She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.
by champster August 11, 2014
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Hungry hamster

The act of putting two guys nuts in your mouth at the same time
Alice is a hungry hamster ! In order to survive the winter Alice must take action by stuffing her cheeks with an ample supply of nuts
by Srorrim June 19, 2019
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hamster chubs

When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.
hamster chubs
by reggaebooba April 07, 2010
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face hamster

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!
by Kwand March 12, 2016
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