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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.

by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008

Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......

Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.

by Corey M December 28, 2007

cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra

"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"

by Ma Woo December 30, 2007

Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

by Superpickle January 11, 2017

face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand July 31, 2016

Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019