Graffer

Someone who regularly does public graffiti and has their own word. They often dress "seedy" wearing nike and adidas gear, polo shirts and swish-swish or tracky pants. Sterotypically they hate metros and most smoke, rack (steal) and do drugs.

Graffer #1: "ay bro lets go bomb that roof we saw in gozzy."

Graffer #2: "Oh yer sik, we can go smash them fucking gozzy metros too."

by un-graffer May 25, 2009

baby giraffe

being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe

scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe

by supergmoney87 September 9, 2011

giraffe

a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.

"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"

by ojotheshow April 25, 2009

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

Graffers

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.

You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!

by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012

fuck the giraffe

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

by yiffingpersonals May 24, 2009