darby grunt

The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.

Guy: I think we need to break up.

Girl: darby grunt.

Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!

Girl: *keys car*

by CODE7248 November 17, 2013

grunt bag

Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.

Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.

by Deeniceforyoupoo October 2, 2019

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.

Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."

by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012

Grunt punt

A HUGE FUCKING PUNT FROM A BOI NAMED GRUNT

YOOOOOO LOOK OUT!!!! GRUNT PUNT!!!!!!!!

by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018